Is it wrong to mack on somebody else's girlfriend? I know it's wrong on her part, but is it wrong on my part? -icom158
It really depends on the context. Lets analyze the situations
Your Status with girl's bf: friendly
Distance bf is from girl: minutes
Likely-hood of you getting your ass kicked: Very high
This is the situation you really want to avoid. Not only do you know the girl's bf, but supposedly you're FRIENDS with the guy. Even if the dude is a retard and treats her like shht, a wise man once told me "Bro's before Ho's" and so thats how we break that situation down.
Your Status with girl's bf: unfriendly
Distance bf is from girl: minutes
Likely-hood of you getting your ass kicked: Very high
Again, being in close proximity to the bf will result in a swift and conclusive punch in the face. Understandably, you dislike the boyfriend and he'll probably have his eye out for your sneaky tactics and so you'd might as well move on to the next available female.
Your Status with girl's bf: friendly
Distance bf is from girl: hours
Likely-hood of you getting your ass kicked: Moderate to High
Similar to the other "friendly" scenario, it is considered taboo to befriend your buddy's girlfriend. But, considering he is further in distance from the girl, there is the slim possibility he might not find out about intrusions into said girlfriend. With that in mind, proceed with EXTREME caution.
Your Status with girl's bf: unfriendly
Distance bf is from girl: hours
Likely-hood of you getting your ass kicked: Slim to Moderate
This is a very good situation for you. If he's the doofus we all know that he is, she'll probably dump him anyway. With that said, its still sketchy if you hook up with his girlfriend before the breakup but at least you'll have time to run if he decides to pursue you with a blunt instrument
Your Status with girl's bf:friendly
Distance bf is from girl: Across the ocean
Likely-hood of you getting your ass kicked: None
He's probably bagging some European/Shanghai street walker anyway. Leave the city upon his arrival into the U.S.
Your Status with girl's bf: unfriendly
Distance bf is from girl: Across the ocean
Likely-hood you getting your ass kicked: None
Same as above. Carry a gun, though.
So there you have it. An easy to read guide on what to do depending on the situation. There are slight variations to the above, but they'll usually fall into one of the above categories. Proceed with caution and remember: dont blame me if you get your peepee shot off with a 12 guage.
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