Just show up naked

28 02 2006

What can girls do to "chase a guy." there is always a point where the girl should give hints and hopefully the guy isn't that dense and would eventually take the reins, or tell her to not bother….. maybe you have already written on this topic, but when do girls know that a guy really likes the girl? i mean, the top selling book on amazon. new york times, etc.. is "he's just not that into you" . i know guys are always afraid to reject a girl and hurt her feelings, but leading her on sucks too! i guess also what are some sure signs he's just not that interested and signs that he is genuinely interested. -sugoi 

A very popular topic indeed, I have touched on the subject of "how to drop subtle yet effective hints to attract the male specie." It seems there is some confusion about the inner workings of the male brain, prompting girls to overanalyze and second guess whether or not the prospective mate is indeed interested in copulation. Guys are built with two sets of logical units which determine the course of action given a set of circumstances a given male is to decide upon. One logical unit controls basic motor functions and reacts to normal stimuli. On an average day, this logical unit will be in use the majority of the time will dictate the decision process of the male. However, under the right conditions, the OTHER logical unit takes precedence and here is where things get sketchy. Unlike the first logical unit i mentioned, this secondary unit has the ability to override all predisposed and hardwired mental functions and perform tricks of illusion that can often times baffle the opposite sex. Case in point, this OTHER logic unit enjoys long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, and romantic music on the car ride home. The main unit looks for companionship and true love, while the secondary unit looks to get some. Ok, the main unit ALSO wants to get some but not as frequently as the secondary unit.

Ok, so we've gone over the basics of how the male brain works, lets tackle your question. You want to know if a guy REALLY likes you? Depends on which logic unit is active. Remember, the secondary logic unit will override the main unit, but sadly the former has a short time-to-live algorithm and is prone to malfunction in a matter of months. We wont discuss the reactivation techniques for the secondary unit (it needs different stimuli very often) but just know that eventually the main unit will take over and only THEN will you know for sure how he really feels about you.

This then begs the question, how do you know which unit is at work? Heres a an easy to read guide:

Situation: you ask him if he'll go shopping with you on sunday instead of football
Secondary Unit says: Yes. As long as i get some.
Main Unit says: There is no way I'd go with you to Express instead of missing his Vikings vs. Eagles game. Instead, lets go shopping on saturday (after the college games) or after February.

Situation: Its Valentine's day. You hope he's planned something special
Secondary Unit says: Romantic evening involving dinner at that cute Italian place with the dude who plays the violin in front of you, followed by dessert at your place where you find out he's filled your room with expensive looking roses.
Main Unit says: Damn. How about Fusion Cafe?

Situation: You want to know if he REALLY likes you
Secondary Unit says: Yes, but of course. Let me show you my affection towards you with gifts and other novelty items. I'll even pretend to be interested in your collection of sappy love dvds and request to watch a few.
Main Unit says: I'll be the shoulder you cry on when you feel sad. Even when those jeans DO look fat on you, I'll tell you that you're perfect and give you a kiss. When you're struggling and frustrated I'll tell you you're beautiful and that everything will work itself out. When the world falls away and all that we have is each other, I'll look at you and realize that i'm the luckiest guy in the world…

Hm. Ok, so now you know. Good luck!