How do you move from cute to studly? I cringe every time I hear the c-word. I tried growing facial hair and putting on weight like Hulk Hogan. It’s hard to keep hair trimmed like that. I need to fluctuate between cute and manly to match menstrual cycles. One has to be game all the time. Women are fickle. Too manly/not manly enough. Too much of a manwhore/such a prude. Why are you seeing other women?/I don’t want to see you. I am just here for her entertainment?
-icom158
Alas, you’re trying to determine a set of responses for which the set of logic is incorrect. If men and women are truly different and you wish to understand/dissect/react appropriately to a female, then you must assume the position as one. Here’s an example:
Stimulus: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on the cover of People magazine
Male Brain: Angelina’s boobs are looking quite plump. I’d hit it.
Female Brain: There’s that skank whore Angelina with her dick boyfriend/husband/effbuddy. Though Brad is looking quite hot with his crew cut hair. And what is with that outfit she’s wearing. I need to stop psycho analyzing females on the cover of tabloid magazines. What’s that smell? Is that me? I think it’s the old lady behind me who’s wearing way too much Chanel. I really need to buy new perfume. Maybe that’s why the guy at the bar last night didn’t approach me. I really should jump on the treadmill. So fat. Fatty fat fat.
You’d think I was making this up, but its true. And believe it or not, both brains spent the same amount of time breaking down the stimuli. It’s remarkable.
Anyway, you’ve probably found through experience that males are visual beasts while females are more stringent on being mentally stimulated. Her physical requirements for you are thus much more lax and being “cute” simply implies that her mental connection with you is the equivalent of a sixth grader. That’s bad. Those guys in Hollywood aren’t more physically attractive than you (ok, well most of the time anyway) but they present themselves in roles and on interviews (i.e. pretend) to be more mentally stimulating. That, and they are famous and have a shitload more money than you.
So what’s a normal guy to do? Read some books. Listen to music. Write. Basically, be more damn interesting. Then when you interact with a female of your choosing, you’ll have relevant information to convey. Oh, and work on your small talk skills. I kid you not, it will save your life when talking to a girl WAY above your league.
You:So, how about them Chargers? That LT can run fast!
Hot Girl: OMG! I LOVE LT. I was a huge fan ever since he started at TCU and beat USC in ’98. You are such a stud. Let’s f**k.
Now wasn’t that easy.
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