is it a good idea to start a relationship as friends and then ease into being bf/gf? pros/cons?
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As some have mentioned, being on the “friends ladder” could prove to be potentially hazardous resulting in falling into the dark abyss known as “not getting the poon.” I, though, was raised by the nomadic people of the PUA’s who believe women place men in a single ladder built on a hierarchy system – those higher up in the ladder get a taste of a land flowing with milk and honey while those in the bottom… end up clicking on thumbnails on lonely Friday nights. There is a way, however, to ascend up the ladder and beat the rules. Its called roofies. But if you’d like to avoid having an asterisks next to your name in the record books (i.e. in a jail cell having to choose between jelly or syrup) there is a strategy you can deploy.
At the very top of the ladder are the chosen people: those with power, fame, good looks and/or money who can create ‘tang with a snap of his fingers. Then there are the middle class who comprise of ordinary dudes who hang out with girls at or above their league. The lower class scrounge for the scraps characterized by their “Girls Gone Wild” dvds or troll uncensored internet forums. Hell, they even stoop to taking love advice from a guy on a laptop sitting in his backyard.
In any case, most of us fall in the middle caste. We’re sociable, have decent hair cuts, and can even play the guitar. We cannot, though, approach a random hot female (RHF) at the club and have her eating out of our hand after a few drinks. We do meet average-looking females (ALFs) while studying at the library or volunteering at the neighborhood hospital. We fool ourselves in thinking these ALFs will let us shag them after dinner at Buca di Beppo and paying for a movie starring robots that transform, but what comes (obviously not you) is a kiss on the cheek and a “lets just be friends” monologue that would make a grown man cry.
“Friends” is a strange word. We usually describe people we wouldn’t ever bang even with a paper bag over their heads as “friends.” But there’s also a group of people who we would grant a consideration after a few shots of Don Julio. In fact, “friends” describes a broad spectrum of individuals with varying degrees of relationship potential just waiting to be exploited. When she says “friends”, what does she really mean? Here are the possible scenarios.
She says: We should stay friends
She means: uh, you don’t really interest me physically.
She says: You’re fantastic! I know someone who would really hit it off with you.
She means: You remind me of someone ugly. Let me pass you off to someone equally as hideous.
She says: You’re so easy to talk to. You’re like… a brother
She means: If I ever get desperate enough to need a good dickin’ in the future, I’ll call you up. Until then, I’ll complain about all the other dudes I’m banging because I know you’ll pick up when I call.
She says: We should do this again. I’m glad we’re friends now.
She means: There is a huge possibility if we have this great of a time later down the road that you’ll get introduced to some of my other orifices.
Alright, so the last scenario is where you want to be. Under no circumstances do you want to hear the other three statements uttered from her lips. The only way to penetrate (no pun intended) an ALF’s defensive strategy of filtering sleezy guys is to create a guise where your only intention is to “be friends.” I mean, think about it… since she was 9 years old dudes have been trying to enter the forbidden country to no avail. The appearance of friendly relations causes her to lower the gates, draw the bridge, and have you prove to her that you’re the knight in shining armor.
So that’s the strategy for trying this route as a male vying the attention of a female. You can read previous posts on how to seduce a male when you’re a female (hint: nudity).
The only con to this “friends” strategy is it takes time and patience. As they say, Rome wasn’t built in a day, but if all else fails, I know a guy who slangs Rohypnol on the cheap.
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