If a guy says “we’re moving too fast”, what does he really mean?
-superSFwoman
Over the course of male evolution, there have been two constants that have kept the Earth from spinning perilously into the sun: 1) Men love women of all shapes and sizes 2) we’re not picky. Rarely will a male pass up the opportunity for mating especially if the circumstances are favorable (i.e. all the time) so this questions assumes that there are some colossal roadblocks prohibiting said male from engaging in activities most natural to him. Fret not, however, as there is an explanation for such erratic behavior.
He doesn’t find you very attractive
99 out of 98 males you pose this question to will point out that physical attraction can often outweigh a female’s personality pitfalls (see Vicky Mendoza diagonal for exceptions). The inverse is also true depending on the level of duress the male is encountering when questioned about such. Alas, he does not find your snaggle tooth or gigantic nose attractive and therefore out of contention to be his baby mama.
There’s someone else
If he has any testicular fortitude this would be a non-issue and he would have moved on by now. Unfortunately, you’ve fallen into the dark abyss that has stricken many a hopeful female. He’s stuck pining over love lost and you’re left with the remains of his tattered heart. Do not be surprised if he calls late in the evening sobbing asking for advice about how to win back the “one” who got away.
He wanted to go all the way, but he ran out of rubbers
Unless your first name rhymes with Messica and ends in Falba or Diel, he probably has no plans to germinate your flower pot… on purpose. Consider him a gentleman that he did not suggest to do it in the butt.
There is a slight possibility that he wants to take the relationship slowly to ensure he is emotionally and mentally ready to embark on a lifelong journey with you by his side… but let’s not kid ourselves. He thinks your boobs aren’t big enough.
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